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Phantom: SING FOR ME!!
Christine: *nails high e*
Me: *pterodactyl screech, coughs, faints*
04.19.14 ♥ 4710

hollowistheworld:

The worst kind of writer’s block is the kind where you know what’s going to happen and how it’s going to happen and everything other single detail but for fuck’s sake, it won’t turn into words.

04.19.14 ♥ 39849

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

04.19.14 ♥ 194777
spielbach:

"Kyle Scatliffe makes a smashing Broadway debut. Tall and with a mighty voice, he cuts an impressive leading figure."

spielbach:

"Kyle Scatliffe makes a smashing Broadway debut. Tall and with a mighty voice, he cuts an impressive leading figure."

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

04.19.14 ♥ 242764
Enjolras: IT'S TIME TO TRYYYYY DEFYING MONARCHY
04.19.14 ♥ 1680

shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets” 

04.19.14 ♥ 67700

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

04.19.14 ♥ 484062

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

04.19.14 ♥ 36054

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

04.19.14 ♥ 37155