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seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

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jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

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Gif meme » adelaidekanr asked Robb Stark + 4 (close and personal)

  #but wait theres more    #the young wolf    #house snark    #GoT    #one queue more  

forthenexttenminutesago:

carolinedhavernass:

yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

these are probably the best pies in london

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fatfatties:

How to Make Groot Cupcakes 

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Cosmo Sex Tip #1701

oldmanstephanie:

When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!

  #heyy kathleen heyy    #one queue more  

gingersnapwolves:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

There’s such a big difference between moving past what someone did to you, and forgiving someone for it. I’ve never understood why people think the latter is necessary in order to do the former.

  #forget the idea of being nice to those who hurt you and think more about doing whatever you need to be happy and comfortable    #be kind to yourself    #fuck anyone who says otherwise    #one queue more  
me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
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kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

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A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.

  #my queen    #one queue more